YELLOW BELLY

Traditional mild buffalo sauce for the little girls. OK, you can have some too sir.

LIL’ PUPPY

Now you’re gettin’ somewhere Turbo. Our medium buffalo sauce will bring a tear to your eye...if you’re a baby.

BIG DOG

Slow down city boy. We’re not sure you’re ready for this hot buffalo sauce that will definitely put hair on your chest. Sorry Ma’am.

CARIBBEAN DREAM

Fresh from the islands, this sweet, fruity sauce is best enjoyed while wearing a bikini or swim trunks. Now quit picturing me in a bikini.

BARSTUCKS COFFEE β

The name isn’t original but the flavor is. The unique combination of dark roast coffee and sweet molasses will have you asking why we put any other sauces on this menu.

‘SEOUL’ SAUCE

This Korean chili and garlic blend will have you singing like a ‘Seoul’ singer on karaoke night by the Han River.

S.S. MINNOW

The debate is over. You can have Mary Ann. I’ll take sweet Ginger enhanced by the bold citrus taste of lime.

GRANDMA JOSE’S β

Grandma’s sweet apricots, Uncle Jose’s hot chipotle peppers and bold spicy mustard. Grandma says “Muy Bueno!”

TERIYAKI

Come on, you know you want it; that sweet,   sticky sauce. Mmmmmm....good!

DRACULA’S KRYPTONITE β

Vampires and first dates beware. If heart healthy garlic is what you crave, you will love this sauce. Please don’t kiss me now.

CHIPOTLE BBQ β

The sweet familiar taste of Pappy’s BBQ sauce with just enough chipotle peppers to kick your assorted taste buds.

FLORIDA SUNSHINE

No hanging chads here. Just the sweet tang of oranges complimented by garlic, soy, ginger and toasted sesame.

GENERAL TSO (pronounced sow)

Ginger, molasses and hot peppers carving their way through your taste buds like this sauces’ name sake did the Chinese Rebellions in the mid 1800’s.

PLUMBER’S CRACK

Try this blend of spicy wasabi and sweet plums and you will be as addicted as a plumber is to a leaky faucet.

!! BEANOS BUTT BURNER !!  

Please do not order this sauce. I am not kidding. This is so hot I wouldn’t even let my ex-wife order it...OK I would, but only once, and just because it would be funny.